Monday, April 07, 2008
Masters Tournament Traffic Report
AUGUSTA, GA. -
M.F.: Okay, I have an hour to make it to Tom's house five miles away.
A.W.: An hour? You should've left two hours ago!
M.F.: Just when you thought there was no practical use in life for a jet pack... (sings The Jetson's theme song)
A.W.: (joining in) ... his boy, Elroy!
M.F.: Wait, it's already started. Everyone's there, so there won't be any traffic.
A.W.: You just keep telling yourself that.
M.F.: But-
A.W.: Yep.
M.F.: No, I'm saying-
A.W.: Uh-huh.
M.F.: Damn.
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