Momnesia

Masters Tournament Mishap

AUGUSTA, GA. - I wasn't all speedy-like with the camera, so I didn't get the fashion faux pas on film, but let's just say that the following combination, on men, are hereby banned from the course (we'll add more as they come in):

• Pink Izod golf shirts and blue-and-white striped seersuckers pants
• Navy blue Gilligan hat and giant white sunglasses
• Unless you are actually a previous winner of the tournament, you may not wear a green blazer onto the course. It makes you look like a stalker. It's like you're the guy at a concert wearing the t-shirt for the band that's playing. Just... no.
• What did work, although we hated to admit it: a pink and white floral strapless sundress and white and tan saddle-shoe style golf cleats. "Good god," A.C. said as we passed the tan young bottle blond who made the combo look both comfortable AND classy. "Yeah. But she looks cute, I don't care what anybody says," I answered. "Yeah... but she's trying too hard." Well, whatever. She's succeeding. And we hate her for it.