Momnesia

Ci non è mai l'ostilità tra il cuoco ed il maggiordomo

Me: "If you were a sad Italian clown, what would you eat?"
A.C.: "What?"

I'm trying to think of a way to connect our Bite This feature with the Augusta Opera's upcoming production of Pagliacci. So I need food items themed along the lines of the tragic story of a love-sick clown.

We ponder it, tossing out ideas like popcorn and Circus Peanuts. But I doubt there are actual restaurant dishes that incorporate those ingredients.

Me: "Ice cream?"
A.C.: "Gelato... but I don't know what flavor."
A.W.: "Sad clowns don't believe in flavor."
Me: "J.C., if you were a sad Italian clown, what would you eat?"
J.C.: "Hmm... you could go to Rolypoly-acci."

Har.