Momnesia

Life Lessons at the Metro Spirit

AUGUSTA, GA. - A.W. is working on her crime story, laughing about the incident reports: "When are people going to learn that you never take a person back to your hotel room when you don't know their name?!"

M.F.: "One thing I've learned from watching 'COPS -"
(A.C. and I crack up laughing)
Me: "Because it's so educational?"
M.F.: "It is! Watch it for a few minutes and you'll realize there are many life lessons to learn. Rule number one is, if a hooker steals your money, don't call the cops to get it back."
(laughter)
M.F.: "Oh, and every time there's a fight-"
A.W.: "One of 'em isn't wearing a shirt?"
M.F.: "You know what kills me about COPS, is that no one ever says, 'Get that f-ing camera out of my face!'"