Momnesia

Dept. of Redundancy Dept.

A.W. set her popcorn on fire with the microwave. The smell wafts before her like the cloud of dust and dirt that surrounds Pigpen, the Peanuts character.

"Yes, I burned the popcorn," she snaps.

"Those little bags. I used to put them in that stupid microwave for 2 minutes and 20 seconds and it was like instant charcoal," I laugh.

"Instant charcoal?" A.C. laughs. "Don't you mean 2 minute and 20 second charcoal?"

Okay, fine. See if I feed your dogs.