Momnesia

Oh, hello, Daniel... I didn't see you there. Why, thank you. You look fantastic, yourself. Yes, it has been a long time since we've seen each other. No, I'm not... "dating" anyone right now. (Hey! He didn't ask if I'm married!) Meet you later? I guess I could - wait..

Are you wearing two gold hoop earrings?
Where is your sword, then, Pirate Man?

OH.