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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Self-Explanatory

George Michael's doppleganger: Metro Spirit publisher Joe White, who lives here in Augusta, Ga. This town is famous for so many other entertainers that it's hard to understand how a talent agency from 1985 hasn't created a time machine just to come to the future, snatch Joe up, and bring him back to the height of George Michael's popularity (sometime post-WHAM, pre-He's-a-bathroom-trolling-Superfreak days). Twice as many metrosexual prima donnas = twice the money from teenage girls drunk off the ink fumes rising from their copies of "Tiger Beat."














Here, look at him like this:















In reality, other than a stylist, they probably have little in common. Except that they're never gonna dance again. Because guilty feet have got no rhythm. Damn careless whispers.

1 comments :

  1. well..........Joe is the furthest thing from gay i've met in many moons..........shame......because he's so ruggedly handsome i'd consider switching teams............



    fuck, no i wouldn't.............but i consider a cuddle............

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