Momnesia

Do You Know the Muffin Man?

A.C. has given me a low-fat mixed berry muffin. I am kind of scared, but it is like a little piece of yum in my mouth. So I put in a bigger piece.

"This muffin is awesome," I say, spraying crumbs everywhere.
"I know."
"I like this muffin better than anyone in this building."
"What? That's not very nice," A.C. responds. "I can understand everyone else, but me and Alice?"