Momnesia

Hometown Who?

Attention Residents of Conyers: You are freaking me out. I don't know who is visiting my blog from C-Town, but I'm sure it's someone I went to high school with. So, hello and thank you. But I have some news for you, which I'm sure you will find quite shocking: I probably didn't like you back then.

But, take heart! It's not your fault! I didn't like anyone back then. I was too busy listening to The Cure and Nine Inch Nails and saving the world by signing petitions against CFCs, eating meat, gun ownership, and urban sprawl. Because if there's one thing that can stop a bulldozer from knocking down an old-growth forest for a new housing development, it's a piece of paper with signatures on it. There's no defense against that, is there? Not, like, a single match, or anything.

Anyway: Reveal Yourself, Fellow Bulldog! Unless you were someone I had a crush on, which you would know by the way I glared at you for four years. I wasn't mad at you. I just refused to wear my glasses.