Momnesia

The Muffin Man...

"Stacey just said she liked her muffin better than everyone in this building," A.C. complained to A.W.
"She said that about the cucumber-wasabi dressing," A.W. replied, unconcerned and unimpressed with me, as usual.
"A.W. remembers everything I say. It's not fair. I can't recycle my jokes around her," I whine.
"Yeah, I'm real sharp like that."