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Monday, May 07, 2007

God Hates Freaks Who Try to Control The World With Hatred Cloaked as Religious Fervor

I've been told that God hates fags. And, apparently, in much the same way as Santa Clause, he's making a list and checking it twice. Particularly if you play the devil's rock music. According to, which has a video called "God Hates Fags," (how charming) there are certain bands and musical artists who promote homosexuality. Like Barry Manilow. And Wilson Phillips. And Frank Sinatra. Pinko commie gay bastards all.

But Evanescence, Cheap Trick and Sufjan Stevens are all "safe," as are the Dresden Dolls, Blondie and Cyndi Lauper. Clearly their logic is unassailable.

A complete list of gay bands can be found here. The site lists such things because: "The bottom line - you shouldn't be gay!" But they're still tolerant of a Cheap Trick song called "The Flame."

To paraphrase by blog-buddy Stak: Rock it like Jesus loves you more!


  1. This may be a hoax...

    Of course, wiki articles may be hoaxes, so grain of salt and all.

  2. Everyone at that silly church can taste my rainbow.