Momnesia

Get Rich Quick!

Augusta, Ga. - "So, you guys, here's my plan: Graphics will develop the Sarcasm and Just Joking fonts, and we'll market the crap out of it. Everyone gets a cut," I pitch to the design team this morning.

"Ah ha," D.M. muses. "Jason, tell them what we came up with yesterday."

"Sandwich," J.C. says, with intensity.

"The sandwich font?" I ask, confused. He closes his eyes with despair at my stupidity.

"No. Turkey. Corned Beef. Ham. Bacon. Swiss cheese. Rye Bread. The Clueben."

"Um, sounds good, except for the corned beef and rye bread part."

"But that's the 'euben' part of the sandwich."

"It's The Clueben," D.M. says, with reverence.

"The Clueben," J.C. repeats. "They'll only ever make one sandwich after this."