Momnesia

Two Jokes in One Day! T.G. Goes for a Record

A.C. hangs up the phone.
A.C.: "Michael Thames just called. He just called to say he's on the Canal Authority."
T.G.: "Oh, good."
Me: "Can someone appoint me to something?"
A.C.: "Queen of the Money!"
T.G.: "Oh, the Procurement Advisory Board?"