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Sunday, March 18, 2007

Induction Suction


Hagar: Dude! What up?! Congrats!
Stipe: Don't touch me.
Hagar: Bro! You're one of us now!
Stipe: I will never be one of you. Never!
H: Hey, have a beer!
St: I don't drink alcohol.
H: ... uh .... toke?
S: Oh, okay, sure! Thanks!
H: Bro! See? It's all about the love!
S: Love is for the living.
H: Okay, Nosferatu.

4 comments :

  1. yeah but Stipe is a prissy bitch who parades around Athens with crowds of 18 year old boys that look like 15 year old boys......it's a wonder he hasn't been mired in gay sex scandals 2 or 3 dozen times to this point.......the self righteous prick.......

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  2. Yep, and Mike Mills does the same with women - er, girls. No wonder Bill Berry left the band. He probably woke up one day and realized that he was hanging out with two of the biggest assholes in Athens. And that's saying something.

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  3. Mike Stipe smokes weed with cartoon Norsemen? Weird.

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  4. REM was always much ado about nothing...IMHO...

    Interviewer: Why do you have a music stand on stage with you?
    Stipe: So I can read the lyrics.
    I: But you wrote them...
    S: Yeah, but they don't make any sense.

    Enough said.

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