Sunday, March 18, 2007
Induction Suction
Hagar: Dude! What up?! Congrats!
Stipe: Don't touch me.
Hagar: Bro! You're one of us now!
Stipe: I will never be one of you. Never!
H: Hey, have a beer!
St: I don't drink alcohol.
H: ... uh .... toke?
S: Oh, okay, sure! Thanks!
H: Bro! See? It's all about the love!
S: Love is for the living.
H: Okay, Nosferatu.
Yep, and Mike Mills does the same with women - er, girls. No wonder Bill Berry left the band. He probably woke up one day and realized that he was hanging out with two of the biggest assholes in Athens. And that's saying something.
ReplyDeleteMike Stipe smokes weed with cartoon Norsemen? Weird.
ReplyDeleteREM was always much ado about nothing...IMHO...
ReplyDeleteInterviewer: Why do you have a music stand on stage with you?
Stipe: So I can read the lyrics.
I: But you wrote them...
S: Yeah, but they don't make any sense.
Enough said.