Momnesia

Dr. Communications Professor: A.C. took my course "Performance for the Camera," and is determined to succeed on camera. I haven't seen her tapes yet. What's the word on how she's doing?
Me: I don't know. I myself took "Chewing My Nails For All the World to See on Camera," so I'm not one to judge. I have so many nervous ticks I make a methamphetamine addict look Zen.
Dr. Communications Professor: I remember the "Chewing My Nails...." course...very popular!