Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Philadelphia Phillies Meet Their Match in Four-Year-Old Fan
AUGUSTA, GA. - Emmie knocked my boss's Phillies bobbleheads off his desk the other day and broke them. I was SO PROUD that I was able to seamlessly Super Glue them back together!
Until I brought them back today.
"You messed 'em all up," Bryan said.
"Nuh-uh! They look great!" I argued.
He laughed: "You glued a bat onto the pitcher's hand!"
"How do you know it's the pitcher?" I asked, peering closely. "There's no ball in his hand. It's just white space."
"Typically, when you're wearing a fielding glove, you're not also carrying a bat."
(Obviously, Bryan has never played cut-throat whiffle ball in the McGowens' yard.)
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