Momnesia

Deep Thoughts, by Emerson Hudson: Grammar by Yoda

"Mom? Are you a great artiss?"
"No."
"You not? You mate scribble scrabbles?"
"Pretty much."
"I don' mate scribble scrabbles. My teacher say I'm a great artiss. My nesst picture is goin' be meatball."
"Meatball?"
"Meatball is my favorite color!"
"Meatball isn't a color, doodlebug."
"Yeah-huh! Iss brown! Meatball is brown, an' brown is meatball!"

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