Momnesia

Garrison Keillor Will Return Shortly to 'A Prairie Home Companion.' And Now for These Messages...

Me (reading from news feed): "Did you hear that Garrison Keillor had a stroke?"
Scott: "Oh, gosh, no... he must be pretty old, though."
Me: "He's not that old."
Scott: "He's pretty old - mid-70s, at least, right?"
Me: "67"
Scott: "He's not that old."
Me (reading from accompanying story): "'He is up and moving around, speaking sensibly, working at a laptop, and it's expected he'll be released on Friday,' the story says."
Scott: "Speaking sensibly? He hasn't done that in years."
Me: "Nice one, Scott. 'The stroke was an improvement.'"