Momnesia

To Protect and Serve... and Dismiss

S.S. was mowing his lawn yesterday afternoon when a Richmond County Sheriff's Deputy pulled up beside him.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"Mowing my lawn," SS replied.

"You know there's a heat advisory right now? I suggest you go inside and wait until later this evening to finish this," the officer told him.

"I'm borrowing this mower from my neighbor right now," he said. "I kind of need to do this."

"Well... if you die, it's not my fault," the officer said, and drove away.