Monday, August 18, 2008
Jokes About Suicide Are Fowl
AUSTIN, Texas - More than half of American college students have considered suicide at some points in their lives, a new survey reveals.
Probably because The Myth of Sisyphus is required reading at one point or another in the life of a college student. That's enough to make many college students at least wish they were dead.
What about the other half - the ones who don't consider suicide? Well, most of them are probably too busy playing sports, hazing pledges and drinking their college funds away. But some of them read the text and come out the other side with a greater appreciation for their own lives: "Like, dude, at least you're not stuck pushing a rock up a hill for all eternity."
Then again, they probably aren't selling advertising.
What?! Who said that?!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no meaning except to the chicken.
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