Saturday, August 02, 2008
Google Me This, Batman...
AUGUSTA, GA. - It's always interesting to see the new Google keywords report. It's kind of like getting a peek into people's minds. For example, why - in 2008 - are people still searching for "Weekend at Bernie's?" Is Andrew McCarthy back in the news? Did he get arrested for sex with underage midgets or something? And why do so many people suddenly care about barramundi? It's just a fish, people. Also on the list:
at No. 25 - syphillis
at No. 28 - Flugtag, Portland
at No. 74 - 1978 Tony nominations
at No. 84 - racoon skull
Man. The Internets was so cool and sexy just a few years ago. Now it's like sitting around watching your dad read the paper in his boxer shorts.
In case you're wondering, this giant hair dryer is part of Flugtag, which I translate from the Swedish to be a compound word: "flug" + "tag." Alone, they mean "foolish drunkard" and "attempt to touch." Together, the word translates into: "Drowning wish."
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