Momnesia

Monkey Mail

BOB: Thought you'd get a kick out of this since you always asked Natalie for a monkey... Man smuggles monkey into NYC airport! NEW YORK - A man smuggled a monkey onto an airplane Tuesday, stashing the furry fist-size primate under his hat until passengers spotted it perched on his ponytail, an airline official said.

Me: I've started asking Krystal, but NO ONE WILL GET ME A MONKEY!

Bob: you're surrounded by them!!!!!!!!