Tuesday, February 20, 2007
The Fast Samurai
"My husband came home from Target last weekend with one of those Velcro wallets," A.C. said.
"Oh, no," I moan. That is a bad sign.
"I was like, 'Are you 17?'" she said.
"That's just... unless you're storing Ninja stars in it and have to get at them real fast," I laughed.
The only problem is that, with the Velcro, they'd hear you coming.
<--- J.C.'s first victim
It's a really cool velcro wallet, OK? And it's practical. If I ever drop it on a really windy day, all my benjamins won't fly the f*ck out.
ReplyDeleteAw, Jim, I am sure the wallet is super cool. For third graders. In 1980.
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