Friday, February 09, 2007
Telephunk
"Hey, A., what's the number for Sector 7G?" I asked our copy editor.
"I don't think they even have one," she replied. "They're too punk for that."
"Well, I realize how bourgeois that is, and all, but how do you call them?"
"I just use their myspace page," she said.
I think that is ridiculous. So I call directory assistance.
"HA!" I cry, in triumph.
"What, they have a number?" she asks in amazement.
"Yep. But they probably never answer it. I bet their answering machine message is 'London Calling.'"
they have a sign on the wall that says "No kicking people in the face"..........
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