Momnesia

Day 10 of Scott's Hospitalization

10:15 a.m. - Fast food: not so fast anymore.

10:24 a.m. - Note 2 universe: if u can't PARK an SUV, u shouldn't DRIVE an SUV.

10:27 a.m. - Fast food: not so 'food' anymore.

11:22 a.m. - His nurse said that for all the poo & pee in her job, dinner trays freak her out the most.

11:26 a.m. - She also calls bed pan changes a 'code brown.' I'm totally stealing that.

12:29 p.m. - Scott just told me to get out of his face. It was so awesome. I was asking him a series of questions: are u hot? Cold? Need a nurse? He shook his head no to each. Do u want me to get out of your face? He shook his head yes! That was the best!

1:21 p.m. - Overheard @ the drive-thru: "Can I get a steak 'kwaysuhdilluh?'" Someone lives under a rock!

5:55 p.m. - Rude family returns! They overrun the waiting room, consume all food & beverages like locusts, didn't offer to share their bounty when it arrived, got offended when a relative removed our stash, then made a snide comment about adults who don't know how to share. Is that irony or coincidence?

6:02 p.m. - Got Scott down to 35% oxygen & 1 pressure setting down. He's holding his own for now.

7 p.m. - Spoke w/ Emerson She's @ my parents' until Thurs.: "Hi, Mama! I habbing fun but I miss you!" Waaaah!