Momnesia

On the Corner of 5th and Broad...

AUGUSTA, GA. - So there's video of this incident, but I can't seem to get it to load into the page. Whatever. I passed these folks on the road, and I couldn't help but notice the name of their business.

I had to call.

"Hello?" a man's voice answered.
"Hi, I'm looking for Hooker's Trapping Service," I said.
"This it," he said.
"Great! Listen, how much are the hookers?" I asked.
"What?"
"How much are the hookers?!" I said, louder.
"Well, I dunno. Whatcha got goin' on?" he said.