Momnesia

Published Authors Can be Hard to Come by in a Small Town....

Text to Publisher: "Just realized 2 of our literary luminati nominees aren't eligible. Whatcha wanna do?"

Reply: "Not have the category."

Text to Publisher: "BESIDES that. There are other nominees you know, two of which trailed only a few votes."

Reply: "OK. R they authors?"

Text to Publisher: "No. They're trash collectors. But they have some poetry in a notebook somewhere.

My soul is garbage
It cries out, "Recycle, fools!"
Refrigerator

Reply: "Tard."

I'm going to take that to mean, "Yes, hard-working employee. I approve of your solution. Please continue with your awesomeness."