Momnesia

New Fashion Trend is on the Rise... Like My Bile

This came in my e-mail. First of all, there's nothing stylish about that. Second, I don't wear clothes with the word "sweat" in the name. And, finally, this involves some kind of sewing. I don't do sewing. I can replace a button, but I will never forgive the button for detaching itself in the first place. The only voluntary sewing I'll ever do is if an appendage is somehow separated from my body. And even then, I'd rather use a stapler.