Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Incidents Show Husbands Big Softies, Experts Say
AUGUSTA, GA - This showed up on our front porch yesterday. It was skittish, but sweet. I let it into the house for a minute so Emmie could pet it. She was beyond thrilled, but Scott set his jaw and bitched the whole time.
"Honey, it's just for a minute," I assured him.
"We are not keeping that animal," he said.
"No crap," I replied. I don't even WANT a pet.
This morning, between traffic runs, the big goober went and bought cat food.
"Uh, honey?"
"I know, I know," he said, obviously disgusted with himself. "But if it stays outside... it's a sweet cat."
"Psh!" I scoffed. "You mean it's OUR cat."
Dangit!
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It's pretty! And no, I don't want it...we have enough farm cats out here.
ReplyDeleteIt's NOT pretty. It's a CAT! And I have allergies. We ALL have allergies!
ReplyDeleteAnd I bet it sheds like crazy.