Momnesia

All a-Twitter

B.O.: "Have you guys heard of Twitter?"
Me (laughing): "Yeah!"
B.O.: "What? It's brand new!"
Me: "No, it's not!"
B.O.: How old is it?"
Me: "Like, three years."
B.O.: "Yeah, but nobody used it, you geek."
Me: "Okay, fine, bodybuilder.com."
A.C.: "Oooh!"
SS: "What's twitter?"
Me: "It's micro-blogging."
B.O.: "So do you use it?"
Me: "No. It bores me. I don't like it."
B.O.: "Well, I want everyone in the office to start using it. So look for your invite."
Me: "See, what I meant to say is I LOVE Twitter!"
B.O.: "Yeah, whatever."