Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Uh... yeah...
"I just wanted you all to know that I had an epiphany while I was in the bathroom urinating..."Okay. Thank...
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
GIMMIE A DOLLAR!
Dollar4LifeOkay, so I'm broke. Well, not broke. But I'm not rich, which is the opposite of broke and the in-between, under the current administration, is really "trying not to go broke." But I feel this unending need to give money away. Too much of...
Oh, it's 80s Night and the Feeling's Right
"So I bought these red hoops because I thought I might wear them with that dress and, you know, red hoops: so versatile!""Yeah, in 1983.""Okay, so the next time I wear my Jody Watley costume I'll break them out. Anyway, I couldn't get them in right...
Monday, October 29, 2007
Zombie Rock. Why? Because Zombies Rock!
About the funniest frickin' song I've ever heard. You should check it out. It's not an unreasonable request. It's not like I'm going to eat your brai...
Zzzzzzzz...... wha? huh?
So the baby woke up twice last night. That's not a new event. She's been complaining of "Big Bird atta weendow." That would scare me, too.
But on top of that, the dog lost his mind at 3 a.m. He woke me up, howling, and running in circles. He scrabbled...
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Viva la Internet Revolucion!
Finally! A reason to praise the Internet's existence. You know. Besides porn. Gotta fill up the gas tank? And don't we all? Check this site before you go. It shows the gas prices in the areas around you. Power to the people. Poorly paid workers of the...
Friday, October 26, 2007
Metro's Best Party, 2007
Photos from the Metro Spirit's Metro's Best Awards Party, 2007.(L-R) Shishir Chokshi, Jay Jacobs and Metro's Best Creative Director for the Metro Spirit Even Though She's a Traitor and Leaving for California Betsy Hartman-Everest. Shishir tells us what...
Agenda Setting
"Hats is over. Do you want to cut it?" A.W. asks."You can cut it however you want, but the last one." T.G. says."What if I cut the J.K. Rowling? Or will that break A.C.'s heart?" A.C. asks."Noooooo!" A.C. moans."What, is it the Dumbledore is gay information?"...
Live Like You Were Dying
I walk in this morning and a co-worker (whom I shall not name) stops me."Hey, literary chick!" She holds out a gift bag left over from the Metro's Best party. "Do you know where...?"I look at the name tag. Edward Cashin."The man is dead, [name withheld]!"...
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Go ask Alice... but Wait Until She's Ten-Feet Tall
From "The Office," which I rarely watch, but it cracked me up with this scene.Ryan: What I really want -- honestly Michael – is for you to know it so you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, to whomever. Michael: Oh, ok… Ryan: What?...
Monday, October 22, 2007
Interesting Art Project
For most 20-something couples in New York City, it's tough enough to afford the things they need, let alone the little excess pleasures in life. That's why this pair of artists is looking for a bit of extra help. They're selling paintings of things...
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Duuuuude. Counting is hard.
"I four!" Emmie runs up holding up five fingers.
"What, sweetheart?" I ask.
"I four," she grins and shows me her hand.
"Actually, you're two," I explain gently, and hold up two fingers in a peace sign.
Her face brightens.
"I two?!" she exclaims, and...
Friday, October 19, 2007
Another cool thing
So this site lets you earn Points for doing what you already do online; shopping, reading emails, playing games, searching the web, taking surveys, and more. I've been a member for five years, and I've redeemed my points for hotel stays, retail gift...
This Post Will Self-Destruct in Five... Four... Three.. Two...
What is this light in our office, and why is it blinking?I have never noticed it before and it is freaking me ou...
