Momnesia

Mother's Day FAIL

Augusta, Ga. - I'm reading the news when Em comes pounding into the office.

"Mama? Can I play wif you iPod?"

"No, ma'am," I said, sternly.

"Why not?"

Hmm... uh... crap. I have no idea.

"Actually, I don't remember, Emmie. Why did I take it away from you?"

"I don't know."

"Really? Cause there must have been a reason."

"Uh... oh! Cause I not clean up my room."

"Have you cleaned up your room?"

"Wull... no."

"Then you can't play with the iPod."

"Aw, man!"