Sunday, May 02, 2010
Critical Thinking: FAIL
Augusta, Ga. - I'm driving down Gordon Highway, gossiping on the phone with a girlfriend. Just as I'm about to merge lanes, a big white F-150 muscles in and cuts me off.
"Hey! Get off your cell phone, you big jerk!" I exclaim.
Amber bursts into laughter: "Umm... Aren't YOU on YOUR cell phone?"
"Yeah, but I'm not driving like it," I grouse.
"Whatever,"she guffaws. "That was the funniest thing you've ever said!"
Oh, shut your pie hole.
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