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Sunday, May 02, 2010

Critical Thinking: FAIL

Sunday, May 02, 2010 By

Augusta, Ga. - I'm driving down Gordon Highway, gossiping on the phone with a girlfriend. Just as I'm about to merge lanes, a big white F-150 muscles in and cuts me off.

"Hey! Get off your cell phone, you big jerk!" I exclaim.

Amber bursts into laughter: "Umm... Aren't YOU on YOUR cell phone?"

"Yeah, but I'm not driving like it," I grouse.

"Whatever,"she guffaws. "That was the funniest thing you've ever said!"

Oh, shut your pie hole.

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