Momnesia

Next Up: Her First Card Catalog (Wait... to they even have those anymore?)

AUGUSTA, GA. - I think it probably says horrible things about me that my proudest moment so far as a parent was yesterday, when my sister was singing "The Diarrhea Song" over the phone to Emerson, and Emerson made up her own lyric:

"When you pants fall down and you unnerwear is brown - diarrhea!"

I was like, "Aw, her first rhyming couplet!"

"The Diarrhea Song" from the move "Parenthood"