Momnesia

I Hate You, Facebook!

Everyone on Facebook is getting on my goddamn nerves:

"Oooh, I biked 400 miles after work today!"

"Oh, I'm so cool! I went to the gym and ran for two hours straight on the treadmill!"

"Yeah, I wanna be special, so I went to the gym and bench-pressed your mom 2 million times in reps of 500!"

Screw YOU! I ate two doughnuts today and sat on my ass for three hours straight, editing photos and compiling an e-mail blast. I've been walking every day I can, and I wish I had more of a 9-5 job, but I will never join the leagues of the competitive exercisers on FaceBalls.

That was probably more "personality" than I needed to display. But I don't care.