Momnesia

The Rumble (I Feel Pretty)

S.S.: "Did my phone ring while I was gone?"
Me: "Yes. It played Ozzy Ozborne very loud and scared me out of my chair. I was like this..."
[jumping down and taking what I intend to be a kung fu stance]
SS: [laughs]
Me: "I was looking for ninjas to take on in battle."
SS: "Oh, in battle - not in a dance?"
Me: "Well, it would be a dance-fight. Lots of high-kicking."