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Saturday, May 28, 2011


Saturday, May 28, 2011 By

There was a 5-foot alligator all up in Brick Pond Park in North Augusta two weeks ago. Emmie kept leaning over to get a closer look and freaking me out.

"Emmie, if you fall in, I'm gonna have to jump on that alligator and wrestle it while you get out. And I don't want to do that because I like my arms attached to my body," I said.

A guy nearby - covered in tattoos and wearing a shirt and baseball hat that both said something crude - leaned over to me: "Don't worry. I got the gator if she falls in. You just get her."

There's something to be said for rednecks.


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