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Friday, May 13, 2011

Not one for SEAL Team 6

Friday, May 13, 2011 By

Emmie's brushing her teeth - at least, that's what she wants me to think. But I didn't hear her turn on the water, and the electric toothbrush wouldn't be so loud if it was in her mouth.

Twenty seconds later, she comes bopping into my bedroom.

"I brushed my teeth," she sings, airily.

"Really? Let me see your tongue," I say.

She hides her face on the mattress: "Mmkyyyy," she moans. "Mm diddn brmsh tnngue. Mm brmsh muh ttteef."

"You know what I think? I think you just turned on the toothbrush and waved it around," I say.

"Nuh-uh!" She raises her face, indignance etched upon it. "I turned it on an' brushed my hand!"



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