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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Publishing Presents a Problem

Wednesday, November 25, 2009 By

AUGUSTA, GA. - We're looking over the December issue of Metro Augusta Parent before it goes to press. The cover shot is of a bunch of kids playing with one of Parent's toy picks of the year: Elmo's Tickle Hands.




These furry gloves look just like Elmo's. Put them on, pop the DVD into your player, and put your hands in the air to feel them shake & move whenever Elmo says "Tickle Hand Groove!"

  


"Wait, they vibrate?" I asked.
"Yup," H.O. answered.
"Um... someone's going to come up with something dirty to do with these," I mutter, disconcerted.
"Oh, you think?" H.O. shot back.
"So... we're putting marital aids on the cover now?" I asked A.C.
"What? How do you think they got kids in the first place?" she deadpanned.
 

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