Momnesia

It's not the chef's choice. He was born that way.

AUGUSTA, GA. - I'm desperate to find a story for "In the Mix," because Intern J. has fucked off. Again. So I'm looking for stupid questions to ask some poor, unsuspecting server. A.W. had suggested Homokaasu. So I go there.

Let me suggest that you do not.

"What's wrong?" A.C. asks.
"Uhh... I think this is not the right website." I want to cover my eyes, but then I can't see the close icon on the pop-up windows that are steadily overtaking my screen.
"What is it?" she asks.
"Homokaasu," I answer. "I think that means gay porn in Japanese."
"No, it's like in sushi. It means 'chef's choice," she says.
"Well... I don't think we're talking about the same thing," I say, and turn the screen towards her. "And I'm not having THAT for lunch, no matter what the chef says."

She meant "Omakase."