Momnesia

University hallways are dangerous places

AUGUSTA, GA. - A guy wearing a GRU uniform just walked by my office, very slowly rolling a cart with a bunch of furniture stacked precariously atop it. I think he was moving furniture from one office to another.

Then another guy in a GRU uniform rolled by, with another cart.

And a third guy. "Hey," he said, ruefully, as we made eye contact.

"What are you guys doing?" I laugh.

"Oh... we're burglars," he grinned.

"Okay, as long as you're honest about it."

"You didn't see us, right?" he said.

"No way. I want to live."

And they rolled on down the hallway.