Momnesia

Fried Dough and Beef on a Stick? Yes, Please

"I mean, does that make me un-American?" I ask.

"No... Actually, I was called un-American recently, by P.R.," said N.M.

"Oh, well, that's P., right?"

"Yeah, but it was over corn dogs."

"You don't like corn dogs? That's..." (I begin to sputter)

"That's what he said: 'What's not to like? It's the best of both worlds!'"

"Both worlds? Corn and dog?"

"I think white and trash."

Oh, she made me LMAO zedong. But I still think she needs to learn to embrace the corn dog.