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AUGUSTA, GA. - Holiday sales might be depressing, but it's no blue Christmas for Josh Groban. His album, "Noël" claimed an unprecedented fourth straight week at number one, a feat never before accomplished by a holiday album. Elvis Presley set the previous record, three weeks, half a century ago with 1957's Elvis' Christmas Album. "Noël" sold 669,000 copies, according to the latest Nielsen SoundScan numbers.

Mannheim Steamroller's "The Christmas Song" made its Top 10 return, climbing six spots to number five. The disc, featuring guest vocals by Olivia Newton-John and Johnny Mathis, is the group's eighth holiday album in 23 years.

Josh Groban? Mannheim Steamroller? What next -a re-release of the John Denver holiday album? The Captain and Tenille put out "Muskrat Christmas?" And what was he the captain of??!! It's enough to make me crazy! How can people listen to this crap?