Monday, December 03, 2007
These Guys COULD Have Had a V8, But Instead They Had Some Bacon
The website says: "Our mission in life is to make everything taste like real, delicious bacon, without the fat or calories. You can contribute to this cause by making a purchase below. Choose from 3 bacon-filled flavors – Original, Hickory and Peppered – or buy all 3! Whether you're a regular griller or a gourmet chef, are counting calories or are a vegetarian who craves mouth-watering bacon taste without the bacon guilt, this is what you've been waiting for."
Or buy none of them. I'd think that the invention of Bacon Salt was a joke but it sounds like something my husband would invent.
(scoops hand into box, comes out with green, gooey mess)
ReplyDelete"What's this?"
"It's my home-made country gum."
"What flavor is it?"
"Bacon-mint."
mmmm...bacon-mint.....