Momnesia

Maybe I'll take her jellyfishing

Emmie will have a week off from camp during the week of July 4, and we're trying to decide what to do. We discuss camping, swimming, sights to see, visiting friends and family, and our perpetual favorite activities in Atlanta.

"Well, it sounds like our choices are the city, the mountains, or the beach," I say. "Which do you prefer?"

"Ummm... da beach," she says. "Because I lite to kill jellyfish."

...what?

"You just get dem out of underwater, and chop dem in half."

When did you do that?

"Oh, I do dat never. I just don't want dem to sting me."

And commence discussion on the value of all living things in three... two... one.