Momnesia

And so it begins...

Story from the AP: Sheboygan woman bit off husband's tongue during kiss


THIS IS HOW IT STARTS, PEOPLE! Oh, sure. Here and there we hear a few oddball stories. Then the guy with the re-attached tongue starts experiencing sensory-motor slowdown. He goes to the doc - and takes a bite out of the doctor's arm!

I'm telling you, his wife is Patient Zero. The zombie oubreak on the way!

Poke your loved ones with a sharp stick and make sure they're alive and feel pain before you get too close. They could be zombified!