Monday, October 24, 2005
The Musical Fruit
I made dinner tonight: ham with prailene sauce, black-eyed peas, butternut squash. Tasty! But there’s a recurring problem with my cooking...
Scott: Okay, I never criticize your cooking, but every time you make beans...
I double over laughing.
Me: I know! They’re pretty bad!
Scott: (grinning) Okay, I word of advice: They’re already cooked.
I laugh harder. They’re pretty scary looking.
Me: What? You didn’t know I was making hummus tonight?
Scott: It’s not like hummus. It’s like porridge.
I clutch the couch for support while laughing.
Scott: We’re not bears.
Scott: Okay, I never criticize your cooking, but every time you make beans...
I double over laughing.
Me: I know! They’re pretty bad!
Scott: (grinning) Okay, I word of advice: They’re already cooked.
I laugh harder. They’re pretty scary looking.
Me: What? You didn’t know I was making hummus tonight?
Scott: It’s not like hummus. It’s like porridge.
I clutch the couch for support while laughing.
Scott: We’re not bears.
0 comments :
Post a Comment