Sunday, October 09, 2005
City of Neighborly Love
(loud booming noise from below us)
Scott: The neighbors are watching that movie again.
We have a standing agreement that our neighbors downstairs either have one movie where things blow up that they watch repeatedly, or they have every movie in the world where stuff blows up. But an idea crosses my mind.
Me: I think maybe they’re watching al-Qaeda training videos.
Scott looks up, thoughtful.
Scott: But they don’t look Arab.
Me: (shrewdly) You don’t have to be Arab to be Muslim.
Scott: Ahhh-HAaaaaa....
Scott: The neighbors are watching that movie again.
We have a standing agreement that our neighbors downstairs either have one movie where things blow up that they watch repeatedly, or they have every movie in the world where stuff blows up. But an idea crosses my mind.
Me: I think maybe they’re watching al-Qaeda training videos.
Scott looks up, thoughtful.
Scott: But they don’t look Arab.
Me: (shrewdly) You don’t have to be Arab to be Muslim.
Scott: Ahhh-HAaaaaa....
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