Friday, June 15, 2012
Bats in my Belfry

When Emerson and I moved in with my parents in April, I knew they had a bat in the attic. No big deal, I thought. I'll get rid of it.
So I've done things like put up bright lights, play annoying sounds, and put out bat repellent in order to drive...
Monday, June 11, 2012
I am the moron in the scenario - big surprise

Andrew: "So, you need the html?"
Me: "Yes."
Andrew: "So just click there to copy it."
Me: "I don't see the right code. It's just the embed code."
Andrew: "Wait - what?"
Me: "I need to link the screen shot image to the video,...
Thursday, June 07, 2012
City Song

My BDCC level (Blood Diet Coke Content) was dangerously low, so I walked down Peachtree Road to get a sammich for lunch.
I started singing Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" as I was walking - because, in a city, they only deem you crazy if you're naked...
Monday, June 04, 2012
Court in Juky

I sent my friend, a family law attorney, a Fandango gift certificate. She is awesome, and she and her husband deserve some kind of date night.
Mary Anne: "Holy crap, woman! Thank you, but what was this for?" she texted me.
Me: "For not telling...