Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Red Hat Lady
When she is an old womanShe shall wear banjosWith a sombrero that does not go and does not suit her...Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobi...
Twitter, or: I'm Not Falling for it
If all the people who notified me that they were now following me on Twitter were <I>actually</i> following me on Twitter, I'd have more than a dozen people following me on Twitter.Does anyone know what that's about? Sent via BlackBerry...
Sweet!
Since I spend so little time in the office, I have sadly neglected Momnesia (although I have not been cured, by any means). Also my new obsession with Facebook, and its handy Blackberry app, has meant even less time blogging. Listen up, Blogger/Google!...
Monday, March 30, 2009
Is This Normal?
I let Emmie leave her room during a time-out, in order to go potty.
She entered a normal four-year-old girl. She exited completely naked, with a lip-stick drawn smiley face on her tummy ("It's Mr. Tummy!" she said), confidently rubbing Scott's deodorant...
Friday, March 27, 2009
Overheard in the Office
Classified Sales Exec: "I'm second in my Fantasy Basketball bracket."Designer: "You picked Duke to lose?"Classified Sales Exec: "Yep. First round. I'm fourth in my fantasy fishing league."Designer: "Did you say fantasy fishing? Bass fishing?"Exec: "Yep."Designer:...
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Help for the Homeless
There are 7 pure-bred female Samoyeds who need a "forever home" because their owner/breeder, Cathy Pendleton, is losing her battle with breast cancer. She can no longer care for her dogs and has been moved to Hospice after being in the hospital...
Monday, March 09, 2009
What's Wrong With Advocacy Journalism?
In answer to my headline, "Nothing."But there can be some things VERY wrong with advocacy journalists.An advocate gives an image, a voice, and an outlet to a cause or an individual. But being an advocacy journalist is not the same as being an activist....
Thursday, March 05, 2009
And That's Why We Don't Go to Church
My sister gave me a Jesus action figure one year for my birthday. Don't start about it, people. I put it away, carefully keeping it in the box.
Fast-forward to Hurricane Emerson.
Emmie somehow found it and gasped in delight: "Mama! You buyed me a...
Monday, March 02, 2009
If My Husband Were a Dog...
Y'all have heard me talk about Scott and his amazing sleep habits before... and here. Dooce.com posted a video that I am stealing and regurgitating, because if my husband were a dog, this would be him. You can see why it's so difficult for me to get...
